Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes (Updated)

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He’s Chuck Norris and he’s STILL tougher than you are. How so? Let us count the ways…
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

When Chuck Norris jumps into a lake, Chuck Norris does not get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norrised.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

God said ‘let there be light’ Chuck Norris said ‘Say please.’
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe air. He holds air hostage.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

Chuck Norris does not sleep; he waits.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

If Chuck Norris were president, ISIS would be WASWAS
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.. twice.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes Updated

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
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